Self Help

During my weekend's tidy-up I found my favourite little self help book, the little book of chaos. A number of handy hints to irritate yourself and others on a daily basis. I've decide to give you my favourite little snippets from the book so that I can help you too.

Remaining Alert,
How to remain alert even when sipping a soothing mug of tea?
Find a broken mug.
Glue the handle back on.
Now whenever you sip hot tea from this mug, you'll be on red alert.