Oh my darling....

Help! My fruit and veg work is starting to make me healthy!
I almost hate myself for it.....I don't even want to admit to it but....
After work today I came home and planned to watch a movie. I wanted to have something to eat while watching (nothing strange there) so what did I grab?
Popcorn?..no.
Crisps? ..no.
I picked up five clementines!
What's wrong with me? I'm loving the new healthy me (I deliver potatoes by the ton, by hand. ie flab replaced by muscles) but there has to be a limit.
Sod it. I'm ordering a pizza!