A shopping nightmare

What is it with people who wander around retail outlet villages?
They all seem to look either massively angry or like shoplifters.
That would make it easy for security staff if it were true. Just walk up to anyone and ask them who they think they're looking at. If they don't punch you then call the police.
I wandered around McArthur Glen near Mansfield today and left very quickly. You soon feel really out of place if you don't have the look of thunder on your face. Never mind, there's always good old Matalan.
I also treated myself to a nice comfy office chair so I can comfortably sit at my computer for more than ten minutes.
hmmmm, reclining....